SPA Q

Since my BFF Fatin pun dah mengomen pasal SPA Q, gua pun nak jugak contribute some comments about SPA Q nieh.

1) Paling gua tak puas ati, ade satu babak tu *terBALIK awal dr opis time tu. hehe*. Babak sedih la. Lagu sedih kuar membuak2, yang tak bestnye tu. Aku kenal lagu tu. Dari soundtrack Windstruck, Korean film. Pantang betul aku lagu ciplak nie, tu la citer *sesetengah* orang Melayu. No originality!!

2) Tepung gomak heavy make up. Please laa.. Sangat tebal okeh. Tak seswai langsung..

3) Pakaian Azizah Mahzan - malas nak citer lebih2. Sendiri mau ingat la makcik oi!

4) Rambut si Qistina i.e. Norish Karman. Mekap sikit punye tebal, rambut die yang tak original blonde tu apsal la bersepah-sepah? Pegi la straighten ke wat hair treatment ke. Nampak sangat kering dan rosak! *mate mak memang tajam..* huu

5) I guess there will be another SPA Q laa.. Mesti mekap lagi tebal lah, I bet!

6) Overall, lagi best layan Twilight! *I just got Times Bookstore DVD version. Sob sob sob. I wanted Borders version laa! Anyone will go to Singapore this week or next weekend? Please let me know.. Borders Malaysia didn't carry any DVDs anymore..*

Robsessed

10 Signs You're Too Obsessed With Twilight

This comes from Times of the Internet.

What are the signs that your love for Twilight has crossed the line into obsession? We've created this handy check list to help you decided if you need professional assistance with your Twilight Obsession.

10) You've memorized every line of the book series Me: will do
9) You refer to yourself as a "Twilight Scholar" Me: not yet..
8) Your screen name is a Twilight character's name Me: good idea, indeed!
7) You spend all day blogging about the movie Me: basically not blogging, but surfing, day dreaming.. hehehe
6) You are set to receive Twitter updates about "New Moon" Me: will do, soon!
5) You think Catherine Hardwicke should be the next President of the United States Me: no wayyy!!
4) You actually think you have a future with either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner Me: Rob Pattinson, of course.. *drooling*
3) You just know in your heart that vampires are real Me: Yeah!!
2) You're sure Twilight is non-fiction Me: Of course! hahaha
1) You have your Google Alerts set to notify you anytime anyone in the world mentions Twilight even once. Me: not that cronic, yet!

If 5 or more of these statements apply to you, you may already be too far gone to help. If all 10 are applicable, all we can do is send some good vibes and hope for the best.

Credit to http://malaysiantwilighter.blogspot.com/

And among the signs are...

Rasenye aku baru je buat entry pasal takde mood nak keje.. Wah, makin lame makin menjadi-jadi plak 'situasi' di opis nieh.
Berita tergempar semalam.

Gaji bakal masuk lambat. Yeah, usually gaji masuk every 26th of the month. Now nak tukar jadi 30hb.. Wah.. Ade yang remind kate kene bersyukur pasal tak kene 'paycut'. Eh?? Maka, alhamdulillah..
Payroll mengaku ade 'cash flow problem'.. Aisehmen..

Komisen? As my previous entry. New rule: Saper tak achieve 30% of the quota per month takleh dapat komisen.. (mine, yearly target new sales RM2.2mil, so pandai-pandai la korang divide by 12 months, pastu kire 30% tu bape eh..)
Satu malapetaka di zaman customer nak reduce telco expenses nieh..

Milage claim? Masih maintain 80sen per kilo. Ok best dan menarik. Dulu, 2 kali bayar claim. By 15th and end month. Sekarang 15hb sahaja. So before ujung bulan kene kelam kabut siapkan milage claim la.

Ape pendapat korang? Should I update résumé and look for another job?
Atau maintain pendam perasaan sakit jiwa raga kat opis nie? Tunggu ekonomi pulih?

*sigh*

Takdek mood

Adoish. Apsal la rase malas sangat nak keje lately.. Nak kene buang keje ke ape aku ni eh..

Rase nak pegi bercuti, or dok kat umah, sleeping *my favorite* or layan perasaan tengok orang ni je lah..

TK.. I still sukeee kat you tau.. Dun worry, itew Robert Pattinson will be my hot item *item ya, not orang. hehe* sekejab jer.. I promise! ngeee..

Seriously, takde mood. Help!

TV3, here I come!!

Dalam keadaan ekonomi dunia yang semakin genting nie, rasenye.. we have to do something with the way we spend eh? Aku pun dah nak insap-insap nie. Hehehe.. I have 2 choices here:

1) Work my as* off at my current company.. *with this economic condition, customer rather to stay put with their telco expenses, than expanding or upgrading..*
2) Look for another job, increase at least 50% from my salary, enjoy the same perks I've at my current job *or more perks*, and more peaceful environment.

So.. Which one?

And how TV3 come to place? Macam nie..

Sunday afternoon, tutt tuttt *I got sms*

"Wei, aku nak kol ko nie.. ko nyamar ko orang tv3, ckp ngan *tutt* tau. Kalo ko dpt sms ni ckp ok"

Me: Hohh?? What the hell?? Reply je la.. "ok"

Lagu Lady Gaga: Just Dance berkumandang *mak tau, mak sangat up to date..* :D

Me: "Hello"

Mak budak "Hello TV3? Ni anak saye nak cakap nie.. Ha *tuutt* cakap lah.. Mama dah call TV3..
Suare budak kecik: "Eloow?"

Me: "Shiapee nieeee?"

Budak kecik: "Ni *tuttt*
*tuttt* nak dengar ... agu yang keluar... dalam tv tadi.."

Me: Bukak loudspeaker. Dah tergelak-gelak ngan En. An kat belakang.
"Lagu ape keluar tadi kat tv?"

Budak kecik ngan pelat: "Agu (lagu) yang dalam tv tadi. Dalam Melodi tadi".

Me: "Haaa?? Aunty tak tengok Melodi la sayang.."

Budak kecik tu lagi: *masih repeat same sentence* "Nak dengar lagu kat Melodi tadi.... *suare dah agak sedih."

Me: "Ok, nanti aunty kuarkan dlm tv eh.."

Pastu putus.

Kengkawanku, kalo nak kelentong anak tu.. Agak-agak la.. Tak baik tau..

Pastu aku anta sms nak mak budak tu.. "Wassap?"

Kul 9pm baru mak budak tu reply
"Sowi. Aku br sedar sms ni x send lg. Td mase melodi tu nk abis ada lagu Dia Fadila catchy la lagu tu. Budak ni joget-joget lg. Pas tu azan, aku pun mute la. Sampai melodi abis azan tak abis lg. Tu yang meraung tu."

Alkesahnye..

Sengal betul member aku nie. But anyway she's famous with her kesengalan and clumpsy. Har har har..
Fatin, check the video out. Huu..

Ni mak si Wise anta mms kat aku.. Last week. Die tengah sebok nyanyi "Lagu Untukmu".

Berbalik kat topik kite nie.. Agak-agak layak tak aku jadi Michelle dalam Melodi tu? Aku grad Mass Comm ape.. ngeh ngeh ngeh.. Actually this entry tiada kaitan TV3 offer aku keje ke ape.. Kasik gempak je beb!

Wise ni my godson.. Kalo tengah malam die nak cakap ngan aku, abis la bapak die call aku mlm-mlm. Sometimes siap video call lagi *maju bebudak kecik zaman sekarang nie*. Kelam kabut aku carik baju yang senonoh. Uhuk.

Ade sekali tu kul 9pm gua dah melepak kepenatan *tido atas sofa*, Nuar *the daddy* called me, passed kat Wise..

Wise: "Aunty Emmaa.. Wise nak Otomen dengan.. dengann.. Power Rangers".

Me: Hah?? *mamai mamai* "Ipin Ipin tanak ke Wise?"

Wise: "Tanakk.. Nak baju otomeennnnn.. dengan power rangersssss"

Me: "ok ok.. seluar superman tanak? Lawa tau, underwear kat luar.."

Dang! Esoknye Nuar bising kat aku.. Ajar anak die bukan-bukan.

Hahaha.. Sorry, Aunty Rema pun sengal jugak! :p

Jangan la muntah sayang..

Korang pun jangan la muntah okay tengok wallpaper mak..

ehek.

Zam, ni la gambar die di zaman Harry Potter.

Kacak kan? :p

Satu hari di hari Sabtu..

Uih.. Belom nak start blogging lagi gua dah berpeluh-peluh nak cerita perihal seorang mamat nie.. Erkss! *Warning: Pasni kalo korang tak heard about me in a week or two, please call police or abang bomba, sebab maybe gua dah kene dera ngan lakiku yang jeles iteww.. ahahahaha* His name Edward Cullen. Who the hell Edward is? I hope this will help you..

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Kenape lah aku mesti ade crush ngan vampire? Ape ke bengong sangat aku ni.. Ntah hape hape..

Teringat mase dolu dolu kat zaman uni. Tengok citer Interview with Vampire, starring Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise tuh. Huh.. Berminggu-minggu tak tido lena tunggu vampire yang charming datang gigit aku.. Huuu.. Yeah, I know I'm pathetic and vain. :p

But I dun care..

Korang perasan tak, kalo tengok citer vampire gan werewolves, mesti male vampire tu sangat kacak, charming, ala-ala menggoda gitu.. For example Brad Pitt la kan. Tapi kalo compare ngan werewolves tu, derang ni busuk, eh what I mean is berperangai busuk, pastu hodoh, atau dalam bahse sopan sikit, tidak kacak. Nape eh? Pasal tu la mak sukaaaa ngan vampire. Ahahahaha. *credit tidak diberikan kat citer Underworld coz that hero tu a mix of vampire ngan werewolf kan..* So he's out. Tho he's kittun too! hehe..

Well, last Saturday we watched this Twilight dvd. Biase la kan, En. An ngan aku kalo tak gi tengok movie, kitorang layan dvd je kat umah. Huu.. Owh..Nyesal nye aku tak tengok citer ni awal-awal. Nape la tak tengok ari tu mase kuar wayang last Dec eh? sob sob sob. Kalo tak, dah lame aku angau ngan ini mamat kan? Hehe..

Actually aku sangat la tertarik ngan karakter Robert Pattinson dalam citer Twilight ni.. Sangat, mak nak tekankan lagi kat sini, sangat laaaa charming! Mau runtuh jiwa raga tengok citer nie.. huhu.. Die ialah seorang vampire yang sangat mysterious *tipikal citer vampire la kan*, sangat la putih *most probably sebab kurang minum darah and jugak kurang tido*. Mind you all, his family is vegetarian vampire. Yeah. U read it right, vegetarian. It was referring to drinking blood of animal only. Darah manusia takleh, haram. Hehe. Kire vampire moden la nie..

Biasenye citer vampire, kite dah exposed bahawasanya vampire takleh kene sunlight kan coz nanti derang leh terbakar. Dalam citer Twilight ni pulak, sungguh la lain. Rupenye Edward Cullen and his family takleh kene sunlight sebab nanti derang akan bergemerlapan bak permata dilimpahi sinar mentari (tak tahan bahse sastera aku ni!). Sparkling bebeh!! Bile si Bella Swan tu nampak Edward tu jadi camtu, she said 'You're beautiful'. Adoi. Gelak guling-guling aku ngan En. An nengok. Muehehehe.. Tak caye tengok la sendiri! :p

Kalo nak komen, banyak la weak plot, here and there, everywhere. Tho this movie was an adaptation from a very successful novel!

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Sementelahan En. An pegi main futsal di hari Ahad yang berbahagia ini, saye telah meng'google'kan this hearttrob. Wah, siap ade website yang dedicate for him..

I kinda notice this young man mase die jadi Cedric Diggory dalam Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Back then, malas nak find out because citer tu zaman anak-anak. Tup tup, wah Rob *name manje* telah membesar bagai johan, and turn jadi orang yang kacakkk!! *ggrr grrr*

Well there is one thing I did notice about him. His teeth. *mcm la gigi aku lawa sangat kan*. Tak semestinye kalo aku minat kat someone tu, my eyes will be blind. Never. Tapi aku cume malas nak describe kat sini, korang pegi google sendiri. :p

He just 23 years old.. Sungguh la underage. Sungguh la adik-adik.

:p

Ok la, since I have my own vampire nowadays, better I stop myself.

I lap u abang! hehe

Robert Pattinson.. *drooling*.. Eh oh. En Mozehan..

Mase ni kitorang gi Cineleisure, tengok Dragonball. Physically I was there, tapi hati jiwa raga dok teringat kat Edward Cullen: Robert Pattinson!

Cehh!